With the advent of the internet, porn has come along way from the humble magazine wedged under a mattress to a veritable everest of hardcore happiness.

Yet, having watched my fair share of people having sex on camera it’s fair to say that the statement:

‘Men like to look at troubling images of heroin addicts showing their genitals for money’– Dobby- The Peep Show

is so accurate of the world of porn that most men can attest to a feeling of porn guilt.

What’s porn guilt I hear you ask?

It’s a feeling where you’re watching porn, masturbating and then when you finish- sigh with relief- look back at the screen and then feel this wave of nausea as you realise what you were watching.

‘Jesus, that girl is really screaming, did they really need to put it in that deep?’

I think every man can agree they’ve felt that weird feeling once in a while and have quickly closed their browser to make themselves feel better.

Weird though that you don’t feel that before you ejaculate.