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We're Not Sorry

Last week's apology by Australian PM Kevin Rudd to the nation's indigenous population for mistreatment by successive governments, including the stealing of children, was seen as a vital step in reconciliation. However not everyone (including members of the Liberal/National parties) thought saying sorry was the right thing to do. This 'alternative apology' - which has been circulating on the internet - is an example of the ugly, racist Australian underbelly.

AUSTRALIAN APOLOGY TO THE ABORIGINAL POPULATION

  • We apologise for giving you doctors and free medical care, which allows you to survive and multiply so that you can demand apologies.
  • We apologise for helping you to read and teaching you the English language and thus we opened up to you the entire European civilisation, thought and enterprise.
  • We feel that we must apologise for building hundreds of homes for you, which you have vandalised and destroyed.
  • We apologise for giving you law and order which has helped prevent you from slaughtering one another and using the unfortunate for food purposes.
  • We apologise for developing large farms and properties, which today feed you people, where before, you had the benefits of living off the land and starving during droughts.
  • We apologise for providing you with warm clothing made of fabric to replace that animal skins you used before.
  • We apologise for building roads and railway tracks between cities and building cars so that you no longer have to walk over harsh terrain.
  • We apologise for paying off your vehicle when you fail to pay the instalments
  • We apologise for giving you free travel anywhere, whenever.
  • We apologise for giving each and every member of your family $100.00 and free travel to attend an aboriginal funeral.
  • We apologise for not charging you rent on any lands when white people have to pay.
  • We apologise for giving you interest free loans.
  • We apologise for developing oil wells and minerals, including gold and diamonds which you never used and had no idea of their value.
  • We apologise for developing Ayers rock and Kakadu, and handing them over to you so that you get all the money.
  • We apologise for allowing taxpayers money paid towards daughters’ wedding ($8,000.00 each daughter)
  • We apologise for giving you $1.7 billion per year for your 250,000 people, which is $48,000.00 per aboriginal man, woman and child.
  • We apologise for working hard to pay taxes that finance your welfare, medical care, education, etc to the tune of $1.2 billion each year.
  • We apologise for you having to approach the aboriginal affairs department to verify the above figures. For the trouble you will have identifying the “uncle toms” in your own community who are getting richer and leaving some of you living in squalor and poverty.

We do apologise. We really do. We humbly beg your forgiveness for all the above sins. We are only too happy to take back all the above and return you to the paradise of the “outback”, whenever you are ready.

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This summer's rapid melt of Arctic ice has served only to underline the magnitude of Hansen's challenge, and indeed new data released in late September showed that carbon emissions have grown even faster than the most dire predictions of the IPCC. (The new numbers, ironically, came during the worst week so far of the Wall Street crisis, and the financial meltdown served to blot out any discussion of the meltdown meltdown.)

If the Chinese continue building coal-fired power plants for another decade while we wait for America to construct a shiny green city on the hill, the carbon load from those Chinese plants will force us toward many of the dangerous tipping points that Hansen and other scientists have identified in recent years. In that world, the rising seas will be lapping at the bottom of the hill, and the city up on top will be spending most of its dwindling capital dealing with the damage.

The world's governments are now nearing a real deadline: December 2009, when a negotiation session in Copenhagen is supposed to produce a new climate treaty, the successor to the Kyoto protocols And there's no good reason to think that the planet needs America alone to be in the lead position-the Europeans and the Japanese have already done far more, with technology and with policy, to limit global warming, and if you visit China you know that the hotels are already full of foreign consultants and advisers on global warming.

There is, therefore, no escaping the need for politics, for a robust international agreement that, among other things, commits America to sharing the burden for helping China and India develop without burning their piles of coal; building wind farms in Mongolia is even more crucial than in Minnesota. The controlling metaphor here is not the Manhattan Project or the Apollo moonshot; it is a Marshall Plan for carbons by which the global north makes up some of the difference between cheap coal and more expensive renewable energy for the global south-another possibility that has probably grown less likely as our financial strains have increased. But if the conventional wisdom doesn't line up behind such a plan soon, before the Copenhagen talks, then the chance will pass. Consider the words of a scientist, Rajendra Pachauri, who last year accepted the Nobel Prize on behalf of the IPCC, which he heads: "If there's no action before 2012, that's too late. What we do in the next two to three years will determine our future. This is the defining moment."

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