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Worry About It Later - Rudd Calls Election

Worry About It Later is an excellent satirical blog focusing largely on Australian politics and culture, written by Nathan Lockett. The most recent post is breaking news - Kevin Rudd couldn't wait for the Prime Minister and called the election...

Kevin Rudd has called a press conference to announce that he had visited the governor-general earlier in the day, and had decided that the time was right for an election to be called.

Mr Rudd told reporters that "this election will be about white pine blister rust. That is, any of several diseases of pines caused by rust fungi of the genus Cronartium and marked by destructive invasion of bark and sapwood and producing blisters externally. Who do you white pine blister rust to keep the economy on track? Who do you white pine blister rust to keep interest rates low?"

Joe Hockey, in a doorstep interview shortly after the announcement decried Mr Rudd's hubris in attempting to define the parameters of the election. "The voters will decide what the election is about, and its about union bosses."

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