By Sean Maguire
Obama has announced today that he is going to work hard to ensure that people won't be able to get in to the States so easily - Sarah Ferguson apparently empathises with the illegals.
He assures us his migrant 'overhaul' won't be arbitrary and that the government will try to make sure that it will only be unskilled workers that get deported so that lowly paid jobs can be filled up by millions of unemployed Americans.
America's rich are unsure whether to celebrate.
José wont be cleaning their pool anymore but Joseph down the road will have less reason to rob them.
Osama's sons have reacted negatively to the news, saying that Obama's policies are never arbirtrary and that their father was executed without attempting to send him to trial.
Obama commented that it wouldn't have made any difference because if they looked at Arizona's immigration policies and Guantanamo, they would see that political prisoners never get a fair trial in the U.S of A.
What do you think of Obama's new immigration plan? Is he just pandering to Latino voters? And was Osama arbitrarily targeted? Tell us and remember....Disqus!